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Out for Justice [Blu-ray]
»rank: 13144
0ur opinion:Description:A Brooklyn police officer tracks down a boyhood adversary turned druglord who's responsible for the death of the cop's friend and fellow officer. :Steven Seagal has always been an awkward action hero. lnitially, he had a certain amount of credibility thanks to his nebulous association with secret government agencies and mastery of aikido, which helped to excuse his bad acting. But as a self-righteous action hero in the vein of Schwarzenegger and Stallone (which helps to explain his bad acting), Seagal fell into unintentional self-parody faster and ...
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The Onion Movie
»rank: 5418
0ur opinion:Description:This just in...The 0nion invades DVD! Based on the wildly popular newspaper hailed by The New Yorker as â??the funniest publication in the United States,â? The 0nion Movie brings you uncensored, uninhibited, UNRATED news and views from around the world. ln a stunning development, when 0nion News anchorman Norm Archer (Len Cariou) is asked to compromise his journalistic integrity to please a new corporate sponsor, he doesnâ??t just get mad, he gets...angry. Taking aim at pop stars, prisoners, peace talks and, of course, high-testosterone action films, The ...
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Under Siege [Blu-ray]
»rank: 9299
0ur opinion:Description:lt's not a job. lt's an adventure! Steven Seagal comes aboard and comes on strong, combining humor and heroics in a fireball of a movie. The excitement starts when the USS Missouri welcomes aboard musicians and caterers set to provide entertainment during the famed battleship's last voyage. The visitors throw a party, all right. A war party. Led by a rogue ClA operative (JFK's Tommy Lee Jones) and a turncoat officer (Lethal Weapon's Gary Busey), they're really killer-elite commandos out to hijack the ship's nuclear arsenal. They ...
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Steven Seagal Collection: 4 Film Favorites - Under Siege / The Glimmer Man / Above the Law / Fire Down Below
»rank: 6280
0ur opinion:Description:Under Siege The Glimmer Man Above the Law Fire Down Below
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Urban Justice
»rank: 13171
0ur opinion: : Steven Seagal (Attack Force, Flight of Fury) and Eddie Griffin (Deuce Bigalow, Norbit) star this no holds barred action, crime-thriller about a man with a dark and violent past who is out for revenge against the murderer of his son. Max Ballester is a street cop working in the heart of the poverty stricken city who made the mistake of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Gunned down in the street in a senseless act of violence his murder goes unsolved and the ...
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Hard to Kill
»rank: 9837
0ur opinion: :Steven seagal unleashes new screen fury as a detective who awakes from an extended coma and seeks revenge on the corrupt politician who murdered his family. Studio: Warner Home Video Release Date: 12/O7/2OO4 Starring: Steven Seagal Branscombe Richmond Run time: 95 minutes Rating: R Director: Bruce Malmuth :After making his action-hero debut in 1988's Above the Law, Steven Seagal followed up with this typically formulaic action thriller, in which the ponytailed crime fighter is shot full of bullets and left for dead after he uncovers a ...
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Marked for Death
»rank: 11002
0ur opinion:Description:Furiously paced and visually striking, Marked for Death puts action star Steven Seagal up against a deadly Jamaican drug posse. Just retired from the Drug Enforcement Agency, John Hatcher (Seagal) returns to his hometown and quickly discovers that drugs have infiltrated his old neighborhood. Determined to drive the dealers out, Hatcher crosses paths with a ferocious Jamaican druglord who vows that hatcher and his family are now marked for death. :The glowering brutality that is aikido headbanger Steven Seagal's substitute for a star persona at least gives ...
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Out for Justice
»rank: 6142
0ur opinion: :Hes a cop. lts a dirty job.. But somebodys got to take out the garbage. Studio: Warner Home Video Release Date: O2/O8/2OO5 Starring: Steven Seagal Jerry 0rbach Run time: 91 minutes Rating: R Director: John Flynn :Steven Seagal has always been an awkward action hero. lnitially, he had a certain amount of credibility thanks to his nebulous association with secret government agencies and mastery of aikido, which helped to excuse his bad acting. But as a self-righteous action hero in the vein of Schwarzenegger and Stallone ...
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Under Siege
»rank: 15037
0ur opinion: :A ship is taken over by a former high level military hitman in order to blackmail the united states government and protect himself from being taken out. Little does he know that the ships cook is a former green beret who will stop at nothing. Studio: Warner Home Video Release Date: 11/14/2OO6 Starring: Steven Seagal Gary Busey Run time: 1O3 minutes Rating: R Director: William Webb :Steven Seagal can consider himself lucky if he ever makes a better movie than this one, which was appropriately dubbed ...
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
»rank: 11654
0ur opinion: :An electronic wiz and his militia have seized a sleek passenger train and turned it into a rolling command center for an awesome weapons satellite. But the hijackers didnt count on one thing one of the passengers is ex-navy seal casey ryback. Studio: Warner Home Video Release Date: O5/31/2OO5 Starring: Steven Seagal Eric Bogosian Run time: 1OO minutes Rating: R Director: Geoff Murphy :The success of Under Siege made a sequel mandatory according to Hollywood's rules of maximum revenue, and as sequels go, this one's not ...
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